1 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,876 Tickets this way for the Chatsworth Express! 2 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:11,670 Come and watch pikeys making a mess of the lives 3 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,513 they were given by him upstairs 4 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:19,116 and kids they're convinced aren't actually theirs. 5 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:22,237 What sounds on earth could ever replace 6 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,471 kids needing money or wives in your face? 7 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,949 Cos this, people reckon, and me included, 8 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:32,033 is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented 9 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:36,989 to calm us all down and stop us going mental. 10 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:41,517 These are Chatsworth Estate's basic essentials. 11 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:45,115 We are worth every penny for grinding your axes. 12 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:49,910 You shit on our heads, but you pay the taxes. 13 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:56,517 Imagine a Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers 14 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:59,876 who'd come on your face for the price of a beer. 15 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:03,794 Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now! 16 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:07,839 Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now! 17 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,114 FRANK LAUGHS 18 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,509 Scatter. 19 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,238 Party... 20 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:24,033 (Mimi) My granddad used to keep pigeons. 21 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,917 Flying rats, me ma called them. 22 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,911 Kept threatening to torch the cage 23 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,878 because she was sick of cleaning up shit in the yard. 24 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,155 WAILS AND SOBS 25 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,639 But I loved them. 26 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,392 They could go wherever they wanted, 27 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,152 as far as they could be arsed to fly. 28 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,195 And at the end of the day, they always came home. 29 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:51,117 One of these pigeons was a right little scally, though. 30 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:55,273 Would fly off in a straight line and keep going. 31 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,716 The number of times Granddad got the train down south to pick him upl 32 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:02,588 Trouble is, even family can stray too far. 33 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,308 MAN CRIES OUT IN PAIN 34 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,119 SHE SCREAMS 35 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,273 Fuck! 36 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:22,599 Easy mistake, granted, but the last time you clowns make it. 37 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,399 - Go on, get. - Come on. 38 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,076 You smell of piss. 39 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,709 Where the fuck have you been?! 40 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,870 It's a long story. 41 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:44,952 Look at the state of you. 42 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:48,874 Have you any idea how worried I was?! 43 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,157 Not one fucking phone call! 44 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,675 It was out of my control. 45 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:06,235 I thought you were dead and... or gone... and... 46 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,071 You should know better than that. 47 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,235 I want every fucking detail, Paddy. 48 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,398 SHE SOBS 49 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,678 Right, we've got two coronation chicken, one crab paste, 50 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:32,675 three ham and cheese, one pastrami Swiss with no pickles on rye, and a tuna melt. 51 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,079 I hope it's tuna friendly. 52 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:35,639 It's dolphin friendly. 53 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:36,789 Dolphin sandwiches? 54 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,155 Oh! 55 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:43,468 Here he is. 56 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,273 (Liam) Dad... Dad... 57 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,828 Monica... 58 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,036 You were dreaming about her. 59 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,315 - Who? - Mum. 60 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,594 She's not coming back. 61 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:58,673 Chip paper, son. Yesterday's news. 62 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,352 Come on, time to move on. 63 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:05,355 - Why? Why has she gone... again? - You're asking me? 64 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,113 I am not the abandoner, I'm the abandonee. 65 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,914 FRANK SIGHS 66 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,753 Once more, left holding the babies. 67 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,990 Plural. 68 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:18,274 On me own. 69 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,313 Everybody's on their own. 70 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:25,951 The only person you can ever really rely on is yourself. 71 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,669 You're not alone. 72 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,629 You've got family. We're together. 73 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,278 Family's a lie. 74 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,909 It's an excuse people like you use to keep us here, 75 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,753 and it only works until something better comes along. 76 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,671 Hey, hey, come here. 77 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,832 We'll be all right, kidda. 78 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,078 I promise. 79 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,993 Don't promise what you can't deliver, Dad. 80 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,469 DOOR CLOSES 81 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:04,279 (Paddy) I didn't take the money to the meet. 82 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,510 Why d'you think they held us captive? 83 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,397 What, so there's a shit-load of cash 84 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,596 sat in some hotel room in Spain somewhere? 85 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,636 Well, I could hardly go back for it, could I? 86 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:16,269 They were swarming the fucking place, looking for me. I'm sorry, sweetheart... 87 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,271 I've no appetite. 88 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,839 So why did they shave your head? 89 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,798 - (Paddy) I didn't think to ask. - So who was the contact? 90 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,394 Jesus Christ! What's with the 20 questions? 91 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,913 I'm lucky to be here at all. 92 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,956 Waylo's fucking shark bait. 93 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,110 How about a thought for his family, huh? 94 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,158 DOOR CLOSES Dad! What happened? 95 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,193 - Look at your hair. - I'm fine. 96 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:44,990 - Katie! It's so good to see you. - What happened to Waylo? 97 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:48,516 He drowned, you dickhead. You can't swim four hours 98 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,318 with a stab wound to your chest. 99 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,751 Who is Waylo? 100 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,308 I haven't a fucking clue, son. 101 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,428 Called in sick so we could make a start. 102 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,033 Oh, nice one, Max. 103 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,793 - Morning, Carlos. - Morning. 104 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,876 No, no, no, no... SHE GIGGLES 105 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:13,034 Hey! Hey! Get a room, for fuck sake. Trying to get a kid off to school here. 106 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,317 Oi, Liam! Coat! Lose that. 107 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,550 Dinner money... 108 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,997 I can walk to school myself. 109 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,071 Since when were you Liam's escort to school? 110 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,435 Come on, out. Out! 111 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:30,308 Ah, since he's supposed to be looking after Stella! 112 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,469 Fuck's sake. 113 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:35,269 - Single parent, sole responsibility. - Yeah... 114 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:39,831 Like you all are... again. More fucking kids than Angelina Jolie. 115 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,434 Don't swear. They absorb everything at her age. 116 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,556 (Frank) Oh, really? Richard and Judy tell you that, did they? 117 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,835 (Debs) At least he's making an effort. What have you done? 118 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,672 - After nine kids? Plenty! - Plenty? 119 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:52,355 - Don't fucking give me that, Debs! - You do nothing, I do everything. 120 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:55,398 THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER Auntie Iris is dead. 121 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,597 - What? - Auntie Iris is dead. 122 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,878 Who's Auntie Iris? 123 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:08,714 This is the last will and testament of Iris Gallagher. 124 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:13,078 Being of sound mind and body. 125 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:18,793 Hello, Frankl It's me, Auntie Iris. 126 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,872 Bad news - must be dead if you're watching this, 127 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,394 but I've had a good innings. 128 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,391 Auntie Iris! 129 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,869 We're cut from the same cloth, Frank, 130 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,555 which is why I'm leaving it all to you and the kidsl 131 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,677 LAUGHING 132 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,079 You jammy bastard. 133 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,355 Have... Have I missed something here? 134 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,431 - (Debs) We're minted. - (Carl) How are we minted? 135 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:44,717 A four-bedroom house in Alderley Edge. It'll be worth a fortune. 136 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,439 - Hang on. - (Debs) No, Dad, you're not spoiling it. 137 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:50,034 This is our chance to get out, to be something. 138 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:53,112 He wouldn't be here, if he had the choice. Crap school's holding him back so much, 139 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:57,955 he'll be written off by the time he's my age. I could do anything, 140 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:02,033 you know, like be one of those posh bitches driving around in my 4x4. 141 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,633 We're minted! 142 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,188 KIDS CHEERING 143 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:10,592 See? Till something better comes along. 144 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,470 (Lawyer) There is one other thing. 145 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,551 DOOR CLOSES 146 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:19,393 This is Marilyn. 147 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:34,310 As a modern, consumer-focused business, we value customer feedback. 148 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,356 Could you fill it in and pop it in my box, love? 149 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:40,558 You'll be entered into a draw for a free hour with the girl of your choice. 150 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,995 Mastering Communication In Business? 151 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:44,911 It's no good the beaver not knowing when the cock's crowing. 152 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,797 What the fuck you on about?! 153 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:50,555 The boss, that's me, communicating with the worker, that's you. 154 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:53,074 Maybe it's my fault that you haven't done so well, love. 155 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:55,071 What the fuck's this? 156 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,718 It's your performance review. 157 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,438 Technical ability - six out of ten! 158 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,712 Team work - three! 159 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,792 Well, you are of a bit of a loner. You should join in with Trixie and Stacey. 160 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:08,350 Peer mentoring is an essential part of modern enterprise. 161 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,795 I'm sure you'll up your game before your next review. 162 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:13,474 Or what? I get the sack? It's a brothel! 163 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:17,235 - It's the oldest business in the world. - It's fucking insulting. 164 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:20,637 You know what? I resign! 165 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,473 You can stick your technical ability up your arse! 166 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:29,913 FLICKING CHANNELS 167 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,435 You lying fuck. 168 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,630 You were asleep for hours. 169 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,153 Catching up on me. 170 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:00,673 I've missed you. 171 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:05,757 SIGHING I've missed you too, angel. 172 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:08,752 That'll be the last trip for a while. 173 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,479 Fucking better be, if you value your testicles. 174 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:22,353 Need to apply for a new passport... and driving licence and all that shit. 175 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,273 Where does it hurt? 176 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,158 I'm fine, Mimo. 177 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,195 Just... 178 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,029 Please... 179 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,514 I'll put the kettle on, for when you're ready. 180 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:56,912 Sorry about that. I need you to find somebody for me. 181 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:02,752 So what, is he going to go back out there and get these fuckers, or what? 182 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:05,115 No, I think he's just happy to be alive. 183 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:08,556 I wonder why they just shaved his head, though, and not his beard? 184 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,551 DOOR OPENS 185 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:11,755 What's all this? 186 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:17,638 Inspection. Wedding licence tomorrow, need to smarten the place up. 187 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,075 - Is that tomorrow? - I've told you four times. 188 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,309 Oh, yeah, so you have. 189 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,394 So why the shit-eating grin? 190 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,118 Been to see my parole officer. 191 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,316 He said I've been a good boy long enough. 192 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:33,188 The council might be sympathetic to me getting my name above the door. 193 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,111 My name's already above the door. 194 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:39,478 Yeah, I know, but we can be joint licensees - landlady, landlord. 195 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,670 Hope you don't think I'm being presumptuous, 196 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:45,194 but I popped out and got the paperwork. 197 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,951 I'm up to my eyes right now. You could lend a hand. 198 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,508 Yeah, I will. 199 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:00,712 I've quit Lillian's. A point of principle. 200 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:05,874 I've got L46.23 to me name, Kelly. How much have you got? 201 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:16,356 What an amazing life. She played poker with Fidel Castro. 202 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,159 (Maxine) She were a showgirl in Las Vegas? The Rat Pack. JFK. 203 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,879 She were a right little goer. 204 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,269 Yeah, and with Gallagher blood in her veins. 205 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,430 Maybe we're not all doomed to be like Dad. 206 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,748 THEY LAUGH 207 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,434 Yeah, cos that would be tragic, wouldn't it? 208 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,750 No, I didn't mean it like that. 209 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:36,037 Finished dividing up the spoils, have you? 210 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,714 You got to admit, it's exciting. New life, and that. 211 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,475 Did you sneeze your brains out over winter? There is no new life. 212 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,869 - Why not? - Cos I'm selling. 213 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:48,316 You're not going anywhere. You're staying put. 214 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:52,000 Are you really that selfish? 215 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:55,390 No, no, no, no. I'm thinking about the family. 216 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:59,678 We're the family. And we're thinking of moving. 217 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:05,868 No. 218 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,350 You're prepared to deny Stella the chance of a better life? 219 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,716 That's a low blow, Debbie. 220 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,030 And since when was living in a posh gaff 221 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,758 more important than a babby being with her dad? 222 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,876 Since you were her dad? 223 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,555 Fine. 224 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:33,792 Flee the fucking nest, then, lot of you, see how far it gets you. 225 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,197 MOANING 226 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,108 So what have we got here, then? 227 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:25,796 Oh, no. We've been rumbled. Think of the scandal and the shame. 228 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,348 Leave that alone! Get off me! 229 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,478 - But we were so good together. - You won't get away with this. 230 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,632 Oh, I think we might... Mr Bennett. 231 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:39,474 You wouldn't want the wife to know you've been shagging hookers. 232 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:42,518 Or the boss. I'm presuming this is a business trip. 233 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:46,229 You could always call the cops, make a formal complaint. 234 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,036 Didn't think so. 235 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,954 The pleasure has been all ours. 236 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,199 Candy from a baby. 237 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,999 Mr Mastercard, meet Mr Visa. 238 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:04,868 All the children! Dad's going to shit himself when he hears about this. 239 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:08,555 No. This is our thing. It's fuck all to do with the family. 240 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,358 It all goes in t'same pot. 241 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,715 So your old man can dispense the pocket money? 242 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,358 Haven't had much of late, have you? 243 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:18,069 I'm out the door at Lillian's and it's us putting the graft in! Fair's fair! 244 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:21,914 OK, fine, but can you let go, please? You're twisting me nipple. 245 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,551 DOOR CLOSES 246 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,119 What's going on? 247 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,031 - He won't let us in. - Turfed us out. 248 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,596 Dad! BABY CRYING 249 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,911 I sleep at hers for one night and you let this happen! 250 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,309 - I didn't do owt. - I knew I'd get t'blame. 251 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:57,757 DEBS BASHING ON DOOR 252 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,673 - New doors are expensive, Debs. - Stop pissing about. 253 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,830 Go away. CRYING CONTINUES 254 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,514 I'm freeing you from the shackles of family. 255 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:09,229 I'm finished being the weight that holds you back from your wonderful lives. 256 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,673 Oh, don't be stupid! 257 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,353 Look, you can't blackmail us. 258 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,193 I can, and I am. 259 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:20,432 Go and see if the streets of Alderley Edge are indeed paved with gold. 260 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,671 Yeah, you look after number one. And take your brother with you! 261 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,193 He needs convincing. 262 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,157 I'm not going. What is the point? 263 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,788 Well, fine, we will. 264 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,633 - What, now? - Just to see what it's like. 265 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,273 STELLA CRYING 266 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,193 It's all right, it's all right. It's all right. 267 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,713 You're playing a dangerous game, Frank. 268 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,797 I know what I'm doing. 269 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,796 You cannot beat me. 270 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,314 I am the fucking man. 271 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,113 I am the man! 272 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,918 KNOCKING AT DOOR 273 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,797 Paddy? Are you on the phone? 274 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,154 No, sweet pea. 275 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,593 I'm... 276 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,356 ...just singing to myself. 277 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,795 HE SINGS TO HIMSELF 278 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,638 PHONE BLEEPING 279 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:59,313 Mr Wallace? Waylo Wallace? 280 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,675 Oh, sorry to bother you. 281 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,918 SIGHING 282 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,479 Wrong number? 283 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,712 How long you been there? 284 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,233 Long enough. 285 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,950 Wanted to pay me respects to Waylo's wife. 286 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,999 It's not his real name, and even if it was, he wouldn't be in the phone book. 287 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,318 You were never in Spain. 288 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,109 We don't lie to each other. Golden rule. 289 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,709 And plenty more for a rainy day. Are you doubting my word? 290 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,311 What am I supposed to think? 291 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,550 Something's not right, Paddy. 292 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:56,200 Something's happened. Look at the state of you. 293 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,875 I've got a bug, is all. It's hardly surprising. 294 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:04,795 I know the consequences if I lie to you... for us. 295 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,632 Why would I do that? 296 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,314 Where are you going? 297 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,913 - Work. - You're not well. 298 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,151 I'm well enough to see the business is going down the shitter. 299 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,354 BUZZER 300 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,715 How far have we walked? 301 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,597 It's got to have the address. 302 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,557 I've checked ten times. It's not there! 303 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:46,677 Well, it's got to be round here somewhere. 304 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,671 She had a massive oak tree behind her on the tape. 305 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:52,639 That hardly narrows it down. This is fucking... tree world. 306 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,913 Excuse me. Excuse me, we're looking for a... 307 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,194 Afternoon. 308 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,759 Hiya. We're looking for a house. 309 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,149 Woman called Iris Gallagher, died recently? 310 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,753 Sorry. 311 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,353 She's got a massive oak tree outside, 312 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,237 like something out of English Heritage. 313 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,396 We're not gonna nick anything, you know. 314 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:24,268 You think just cos the way we look and talk, we're gonna rob you? 315 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:28,512 Oh, come on, you two, I'm not wasting my money in this shit-hole. 316 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,876 The nerve on her. 317 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,594 - Crisps? - Do you want a can? 318 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,759 What's going on? 319 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,276 He's designed a new cocktail. I'm going to call it the Nuptial. 320 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,920 Thought we couldn't afford any new staff? 321 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:09,391 Yeah, well, if I let him stare at my arse, he'll work for free. 322 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:13,234 Thinks I don't notice. We only need him for weddings. 323 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,869 Sorry, it's husband and wife stuff. Private. 324 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:21,556 I'm invisible. She doesn't notice me staring at her arse either. 325 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:25,519 Who in their right mind wants to get married in here, Karen? 326 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,558 Morning Pilates, breakfast opening, quiz nights, 327 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,710 Battle Of The Bands, theme nights, strippers. 328 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,756 Every one, my idea. 329 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,637 I got us into the pub league, didn't I? 330 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,790 Only so's you can have a game yourself. 331 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,156 A bit of support now and then wouldn't go amiss. 332 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,834 Got any plans for tonight? 333 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,230 I am a twice married, if twice deserted man, Karen. 334 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,834 I'm not so sure your spouse would approve. 335 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,309 - In your dreams. - Frequently. 336 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,789 I mean, you're moving, aren't you? 337 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:02,714 Oh, I see, bad news travels as fast as a skitter down a waste pipe. 338 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,394 You should have a party, you know, invite the regulars. 339 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,074 I'll even throw in a couple of barrels. 340 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,517 Karen, when have you out of the kindness of your likkle stone heart, 341 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,238 ever done anything for me? 342 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,992 Since I needed you lot out of here 343 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,709 when the council come around to inspect me for a wedding licence. 344 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:22,755 Deal? 345 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,831 Deal. 346 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,754 LAUGHING 347 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,838 Don't you walk away from me! Don't you! 348 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:11,960 I was a nurse. It's all right, Patrick, I know what I'm doing. 349 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,996 Please. Stop. 350 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,118 (Mimi) I don't know what to think. 351 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,556 - Something doesn't add up. - It's fellas, though, innit? 352 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,712 Need a map to the truth sometimes. No offence. 353 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,360 It's all right. I don't think of myself as a fella when I'm with you. 354 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,193 I'll get me fags. 355 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:35,796 Nausea, vomiting, hair-loss. You'd almost think that he... 356 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,950 What were you gonna say? 357 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,632 Nothing. 358 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,188 Oh, my God! 359 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,794 - Sit down. You got any aspirin? - Bathroom cabinet. 360 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,198 Shit! 361 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,233 Patrick, wake up. Patrick. 362 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,674 Big mistake letting me go. 363 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:17,038 I've had this question running round and round in my head. Our children. 364 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:21,318 Nature or nurture? Do you know what DN fucking A my kids inherited? 365 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,915 By rights, they should be inside or dead. But they're not. And why? 366 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,390 Because I've been there for them every step of the way. 367 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:33,634 So you ask yourself who was responsible for your little tootsie. 368 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,756 Me? I don't think so. 369 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:40,799 This addiction will not defeat me, you bitch. 370 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,111 You will not defeat me, you bitch. 371 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,909 How fucking dare you! 372 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,069 SCREAMING 373 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,798 Jesus! 374 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,269 Nurture over nature and your little one will be fine and dandy. 375 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:13,158 Everything else is just an excuse. 376 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,112 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 377 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,632 SHE LAUGHS 378 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,233 PHONE RINGS 379 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,515 Dad? 380 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,272 I've just been to our storage facility. 381 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,112 It's bare of anything that sells at a premium. 382 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,236 Cos I shifted every last grain. 383 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,788 You fucking eejit! Never sell all your stock. 384 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,518 Always plan for contingencies. 385 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,239 - We're getting more in on Thursday... - Wrong. You get more in today. 386 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,515 I can't, I'm busy... 387 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,034 I'm busier. That was not a request! 388 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,514 Oh, fuck! 389 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,752 Well, well, well, what we got here, then? 390 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,831 Don't you people ever knock? 391 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,879 I would have put it outside the door. 392 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,996 Go easy on the starch. 393 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,991 You didn't have to shag him. 394 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,718 Well, you went AWOL. 395 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,518 Well, it were me dad's fault. 396 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:57,554 Doing my head in about getting some gear in. 397 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,039 What's his big rush? 398 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,553 Fuck knows. 399 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,278 We've been walking for hours. 400 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,430 If we pass a bus stop, I'm going home. 401 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,712 S'cuse me. We're looking for a house. 402 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,598 You'll need to be more specific than that, love. 403 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,911 Iris Gallagher, lived alone, died recently? 404 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,877 Landed on your feet working here, mate. 405 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,520 You think so? 12 hours a days working on me hands and knees 406 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,910 for minimum pay. Polish kids'll do it for half the price. 407 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,389 Yeah, all my birthdays landed at once, son! 408 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,278 House like that, must have a bit of bob. 409 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:42,477 Well, she's not short of a few quid. Lives by herself. 410 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,596 She rattles round the empty rooms all day 411 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,148 like the ghost of Christmas fucking miserable. 412 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,993 Husband fucked off with a younger model, she got the house. 413 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,038 Kids grew up and buggered off to South America... 414 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,278 Mrs Maguire? 415 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,435 - Sammy Allway! - Samantha. 416 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,351 I've not seen you since... 417 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:18,672 - Since you shagged Ben at my 16th. - Right, sorry about that. 418 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,432 Don't be, you did me a favour. 419 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,717 Can't argue... Bad breath, came before he was out of his pants. 420 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,519 I meant, you did me a favour because it made him realise 421 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,910 there was only one woman for him. We've been married three years now. 422 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,477 Council Civil Ceremony Department. 423 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,233 You've applied for a wedding licence? 424 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,758 MUSIC: Ruby by The Kaiser Chiefs 425 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,759 How was it? 426 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,751 It was bloody awful. 427 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,552 Let's hear you, Chatsworth. 428 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,915 You tell 'em, kidda. 429 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,035 ♪ Ruby Ruby Ruby! ♪ 430 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,157 CROWD SHOUT AND SING ALONG 431 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,993 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah... ♪ 432 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,948 You need to talk to me, Paddy. 433 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,837 I thought I had been. 434 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:44,152 I can help. We can get through this together. 435 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,753 Get through what? 436 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,274 I know! 437 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,711 It's nothing to be afraid of. 438 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,712 Stick together, we can beat anything. 439 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,598 It's not a death sentence these days. 440 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:04,878 Plenty of cancers disappear with a bit of treatment. 441 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:05,949 Cancer. 442 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,838 Don't be afraid to say it. 443 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,592 We're strong. 444 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,393 We are, Mimi. 445 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,111 We're strong. 446 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,159 Excuse me, darling. 447 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,559 Sorry, love. 448 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,756 Trying to cripple the competition? 449 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,152 Where is it? 450 00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,434 He said tomorrow. 451 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,670 Come on, son, do your old man a favour, huh? 452 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,957 What do you want him to do, magic it out of his arse? 453 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,913 I'd have thought he'd have ripped your head off. He must be ill. 454 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,355 I'll get you a drink. 455 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,235 PADD Y GROANS 456 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,230 Fuck! 457 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,149 PADD Y GROANS 458 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,278 You a copper? 459 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:02,914 Does he owe you money? 460 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,230 No. 461 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,876 Wanna score, then? 462 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,677 How old are you? 463 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,988 Do you want it or not? 464 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,593 Bastard! 465 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,875 You were so confident at school, so "bring it on". 466 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,951 I thought you'd end up marrying Ryan Giggs, 467 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,679 - or living in London or something. - Chance'd be a fine thing. 468 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,309 So, how'd you end up marrying a Maguire, then? 469 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,868 I mean, it's a bit of an underachievement, isn't it? 470 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,517 Well, you got to settle for what you can get, haven't ya? 471 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,919 Going out, love? 472 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,789 MUSIC: Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division 473 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:37,759 We could always sell it, buy a house round here. We'd have cash to spare. 474 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:38,989 That's not the point. 475 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,833 I feel like a dick, banging on about better chances in life. 476 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,353 Yeah, well, what's this about? 477 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,556 Is this about Auntie Iris's house or your pride? 478 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:51,078 But it's Dad, though, going on about family and then he locks us out. 479 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,628 I hate the thought of proving him right. 480 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,517 Wait a minute - he locked you out? 481 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,909 Yeah, he threw us out, more like. 482 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,198 That's weird. Why would Dad volunteer to be on his own? 483 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,793 Who'd look after him? 484 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,957 She's using you, mate. 485 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:12,591 You do just as much around that place as she does. If not more. 486 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,318 What's this? 487 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,511 Not now, sweets - man talk. 488 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:28,195 Karen is off her head if she thinks she can run that place without you. 489 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:32,671 You want to draw a line in the sand and refuse to be pushed around. 490 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,512 Yeah, yeah, cheers, mate. 491 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,239 SHOUTING 492 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,995 I'll be supplying the flowers, the catering, 493 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:08,479 the cake, of course. 494 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,870 We've also got a full limousine service available and... 495 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,478 Fuck sake, Frank. 496 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,199 I'll just have a pint of lager and two Es. 497 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:29,831 Was it not Chairman Mao who said, "The party is all powerful"? 498 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,354 Think I'll leave you to it. 499 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,750 No, wait. You've not even seen the centrepieces on the tables... 500 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,308 Samantha please... Samantha! 501 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,915 I'm sorry. I tried to stop them, but you know what this lot are like. 502 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,390 Power cut at the Gallaghers... apparently. 503 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:49,955 You fucking bastard! 504 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,190 I'm saving you from yourself, Karen. 505 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,238 It's a Chatsworth spit'n'sawdust, not a Gretna Green B-and-fucking-B. 506 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,710 - Get the fuck out of my pub. - Your pub? 507 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:02,236 - It's my name on the door. Remember? - Like you'd let me fucking forget. 508 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,198 You've got a criminal record now, that's not good for business. 509 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,430 No, it's not about my record. 510 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:12,719 No, it's not. It's about all your records. 511 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,119 Clan Maguire. 512 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,875 I'd sell my fucking soul to the devil before I let you 513 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,315 get your claws into The Jockey. 514 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,755 Or maybe that's just the same thing. 515 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,639 Sign the application or I walk. 516 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,398 Never. 517 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,879 You may be able to fool the rest of them, but not me. 518 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,759 What the fuck do you want? 519 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,673 Do you know Mimi thinks you've got cancer? 520 00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,353 How does that make you feel? 521 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,359 Mind your own business. 522 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,317 You're a junkie, Paddy. 523 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,594 I'm not a fucking junkie! 524 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,750 I've been there. 525 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:14,038 Big, scary, 526 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,590 invincible Paddy Maguire, 527 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,955 as vulnerable as the rest of us. 528 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:31,792 Leave me alone... please. 529 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,879 Jesus, you really are in deep. 530 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,075 I'm not. 531 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,153 First step is admitting it to yourself. 532 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,233 Help me. 533 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:53,993 Please. 534 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,115 Come here. 535 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:19,708 If you knew the shit you're gonna suffer trying to beat this, 536 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,756 you'd beg me to kill you now. 537 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:52,639 Karen? 538 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:55,917 You just had to see for yourself, didn't you... 539 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,831 Just open it. 540 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,472 You were always going to get it. We need somewhere round here. 541 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,597 Venues in the outlying area have to spend a fortune on security, 542 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,716 soon as they get a booking from Chatsworth. 543 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,155 I've got it. 544 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,275 (Joe) That's brilliant! 545 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,079 Well done! 546 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,353 SIGHS Mimo... 547 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,749 I phoned round all the hospitals, just in case. 548 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,910 Pathetic little "her indoors". 549 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,913 Then got Micky to drive me round, scouring the streets, 550 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,798 in case you'd been left in an alley, been in an accident. 551 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,757 We got back an hour ago. 552 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,956 Where were you? 553 00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,234 Slept in the lock-up. 554 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,153 Any particular reason? 555 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:06,198 Needed some space. 556 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:13,115 Our marriage is hanging by a thread, Paddy, because you're lying to me. 557 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,639 Do you have cancer? 558 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:19,749 No. 559 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,229 No cancer. 560 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:30,111 I got myself involved in some business that I shouldn't have. 561 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,475 I'm not telling you because it will be nasty, 562 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,835 and the less you know, the better. 563 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,718 - Bullshit. - The less you know, the better. 564 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:48,276 Somebody's going to die, Mimi, here, close by, 565 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,351 for what was done to me. 566 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:54,228 And if you don't know, they can't link you to it. 567 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:09,276 Don't give up on me. I will handle it. 568 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,394 Oh... 569 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:27,917 Is this a family I see before me? 570 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,036 - You locked them out? - Yes, I did. 571 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,759 Prerogative of the disenfranchised father. 572 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,273 Bollocks. 573 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,238 You're a lot of things, Dad, but there is no way 574 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,834 you'd volunteer to be without your family. You'd be fucked. 575 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,717 Oh, would I? 576 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,873 Well, maybe I felt a dawning sense of liberation these past 24 hours. 577 00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,793 You had six Es last night. Could be that. 578 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,189 He was making a point. 579 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,756 Why else would you lock 'em out? 580 00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:01,790 Well, I don't know, smart-arse. You're the one with the answers. 581 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,440 - There is no house. - What? 582 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:05,589 He made it up. 583 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:10,356 - We were there, we heard the will. - I did not make it up. 584 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:15,076 I may have omitted a few facts. 585 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:20,029 - I fucking knew it! - It's the same principle. 586 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,396 Fucking greed, greed, greed... 587 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,472 Me, me, me, me! 588 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:30,633 Soon as they thought there was something in it... 589 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,392 We're not going. We decided that yesterday. 590 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,198 Oh, why? Were the stables too small? 591 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:38,796 No, because we want a family. Because we want you. 592 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:47,915 Thought about it, but something better came along. 593 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,115 He means you. 594 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,033 Yeah, I know what he means. Thank you. 595 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,992 Well, I hope you've all learned your lesson. 596 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,833 (lan) Which is? 597 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,639 Think of your father before you think of others. 598 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:15,711 You are full of shit, Dad. 599 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,756 It's me job. 600 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,638 So what's happened with the house, then? 601 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,798 If you'd have read the small print, 602 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:32,193 you'd have realised that Auntie Iris resided temporarily in Alderley Edge, 603 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,759 amongst other places. 604 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,274 - You always knew there wasn't a house? - Yeah. 605 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,636 Iris was a degenerate gambler. 606 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:45,635 She lived like a gypsy her whole life, never had tuppence in her pocket. 607 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,950 So all that stuff about Castro and Frank Sinatra? 608 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,712 Yeah, all true. 609 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,349 She may have been the black sheep, but she lived a hell of a life. 610 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,748 That's why she was me favourite auntie, and I was her favourite lad. 611 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:05,879 From this box to her last box with nobody to say goodbye. 612 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,473 Oh... 613 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,195 Think she was trying to find her way home? 614 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,795 Looks like the mountain came to Mohammed. 615 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,599 - I found a buyer. - You've sold it already! 616 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:22,355 You can't look a gift horse, Debbie. 617 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,112 40 quid! 618 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:28,079 She was overdue on her ground rent a couple of years 619 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,276 and I've deducted my firm's expenses. 620 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,112 ALL LAUGH 621 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,713 Fucking old bitch. 622 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,308 DOOR BANGS 623 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,038 Oh, no. Not again. 624 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,712 You're a prostitute! 625 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,358 Have a look in the mirror, chum. 626 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,591 Face like yours is enough to make a working girl go straight. 627 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,672 - Mr Thompson? - She approached me! 628 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,911 I'm sure your wife'll understand, then. You thought it was a freebie! 629 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,032 What was that for? 630 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,475 There's something I need to tell you, about your dad. 631 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:07,515 I'm calling the police! 632 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:11,275 Go ahead. Maybe they'll put us in the same cell. 633 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:15,672 He's pushing you to get hold of heroin because he's using. 634 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,869 Come on, Shane, it were only a knock. 635 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,270 Shane? 636 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:38,032 ALL TALK AT ONCE 637 00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,951 DOOR BANGS 638 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,349 (Mimi) Some people see coming home as a failure. 639 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,271 Oh, very good. 640 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,796 Like they haven't been able to do that whole wide world thing on their own. 641 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,156 Courtesy of Auntie Iris. Gallagher through and through. 642 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:52,912 - Nice one. - Hey, hey, hey...! 643 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,869 - Help yourselves, why don't you! - (Carl) Did you shake it up? 644 00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,713 You shook it up, didn't ya? 645 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:04,588 But sometimes, coming home is the hardest thing to do. 646 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,509 But it's not a place you can hide. 647 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:12,957 Not from family, at least. Home is not some last desperate refuge. 648 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:17,397 SOBS Oh, Shane. Wake up, please. 649 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,593 An ambulance. 650 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,432 I... I need an ambulance. 651 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,432 It's where you can reach out for help and find the strength 652 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:30,035 to get back out there and prove the cunts wrong. 653 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:35,029 Me granddad's scally pigeon came home eventually. 654 00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,759 Fed-Exed back from France in a box... 655 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,550 ...what was left of the poor thing. 656 00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:28,277 So in your opinion, should we be steering our focus groups 657 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,591 in the way of the beaver or the cock? 658 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,557 Like I tell my girls... 659 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,518 "Think cock, act beaver." 660 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:37,794 Questions? 661 00:47:37,844 --> 00:47:42,394 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0